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videohall:

The grasshopper mouse. Oh god I’m crying from laughter.

(via theamericankid)

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

(via springbreak1987)

(via springbreak1987)

heyfunniest:

OMGG! CAPTAIN CANADA!!

How long did this take someone to make????

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(Source: suchwonderfulthings)

sassy-gay-jake-english:

mlysza:

ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

JESUS

(Source: theguidinglight, via rawrimmadinosuar)

heyfunniest:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.

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(Source: mathaniel)

theamericankid:

Philosostoner

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

I like the booty

oh what a booty

(Source: canadumb, via stephachan)